Chapter 1

It was writing class and Claire was playing chess on her computer instead of typing her story. The teacher came over and said “Kill the chess.”

“Fine,” moaned Claire as the person next to her quietly turned his video game website off and pretended to be very focused on typing. Then the table next to them started to be really loud. Claire yelled, “Look at this! my screen’s bright purple!”

Sure enough, it was. Then Connor started bragging about how secure his password was.

Then Charlie said, “Yeah, we all know, it is called google passwords.”

“OK,” said Connor, defeated, as two boys stood in the doorway showing off their clay dumplings.

Claire yelled, “Let’s have a food fight!”

The kids ran off yelling, “NO!”

Chapter 2

It was a surprisingly quiet writing class because Claire was absent, but since this was writing class, the silence could only last for about 5 seconds. So then the class got quiet, then loud, then the only sound was the clicking of computer keys. Everybody started staring at Bob Bilby, then Freddy went to grab a pen and accidentally knocked over the pen jar.

The pens fell to the floor with a clatter and skidded underneath the teacher. “What!” yelled the teacher as he tumbled to the floor.

Then as he got up, he slipped on another pen and fell against his chair.

The chair busted through the wall into the next room. Unfortunately, the next room was the science room and at that time the students were dissecting a frog.  They were in the guts phase. The chair slammed into the table and guts splattered everywhere, including the students faces!

Chapter 3

“Let’s have fun!” Claire yelled as she plugged a shiny chrome flash drive into her computer.

A skull appeared on the screen and a message flashed, “This is a computer take-over. Do not resist it! The ransom is 100 dollars.”

“What did you do?” yelled the writing teacher.

“I sold this computer to hackers for 20 bucks,” Claire calmly replied.

“That was school property!” he yelled.

“Was,” Claire shrugged.

“How do I do that?” Connor asked.

“Here, use this,” Claire said.

At the same time, the teacher took it saying, “I will take that.“

“No, you won’t!” Claire yelled. They were both grabbing the flash drive. After a long struggle, the teacher finally won, at the cost of falling through the wall into the music room! He banged his head on the xylophone, busting it and playing all the keys at once.

“Oof” groaned the teacher.

Chapter 4

The class was quiet too quiet, probably because Claire was absent. They were quiet until the teacher left, then everybody started talking.

Then Claire arrived and everything changed. Claire yelled, “Is the teacher here?”

“No,” somebody timidly replied.

“Oh, yeah!” Claire yelled, as she pulled out a water gun and a bucket of paint. “Let’s party!” Claire yelled.

As she filled the water gun with paint and started spraying everyone, the teacher came back and yelled, “Why did you do this? Who did this?”

“I did, “ Claire shouted, as she sprayed the teacher in the face and then ran off.

School was closed early for cleaning

Chapter 5

The next day the class was surprisingly clean. Claire was there, unfortunately, but the teacher came in waving a white flag and carrying bags of junk food saying “I come in peace.”

“Yay!” the entire class yelled as they took the bags. Claire pulled out a bottle of coke and a tube of mentos. She dumped mentos in the coke, screwed on the lid, then shook it up and threw it.

It splashed every wall and every computer. All the computers shorted out in a cloud of smoke, then they caught on fire. Everybody ran out of the building.

Chapter 6

Claire wasn’t there. Everybody was cheering because she wasn’t, but at that moment, she showed up with her friend Blair.

They were carrying juice boxes that said juice 0% juice, 100% boom!

“These are my new inventions – firework juice boxes,” declared Claire. As she threw them, they exploded.

“Don’t worry, those are probably harmless!” yelled Claire over the screaming of the class.

Once they were out of juice, the boxes ran out, leaving the classroom filled with black explosion marks.

The school was closed for repairs the next day.

Chapter 7

Claire was playing some living undead game where you killed zombies. She then started insulting everyone.

Somehow she managed to shoot a rubber band at a water bottle that then hit a computer, which then knocked over a table, which then knocked over every table, breaking all the computers in the room…………… .again.

Chapter 8

Claire came in to class with a slingshot. She politely asked for some snacks.

The teacher yelled, “Security!”

Two huge muscular men came in and each grabbed one of Claire’s shoulders. They lifted her off the ground and took her out of the building.

To this day, Claire is banned from most everywhere.

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t go to those places, though.

Chapter 9

The class was quiet until Claire got there with her new friend Blair. Everybody groaned as they pulled out……..fireworks!

They both yelled, “Let’s party!” as they lit the fuses and threw them. The fireworks did not explode until 5 seconds later.

There was a loud boom. “Don’t worry, those are probably harmless!” yelled Blair over the screaming of the class.

The class ran out of the room. The teacher yelled, “Noooooooooooo!”

Chapter 10

Claire came in with nothing this time, well if you don’t count the clones with sledgehammers. Claire shouted, “My minions, smash everything!”

And that’s exactly what they did.

Chapter 11

Claire wasn’t there well, at least you couldn’t see her. Ever since the sledgehammers and fireworks, she was kind of banned, but that didn’t stop her.

She literally dropped backwards out of the ceiling, threw something at the wall, and ran out of the building.

The room instantly stunk so bad that everybody ran out of the building. Security swarmed Claire and she is in prison to this day.