Dear Diary,

I am raiding a castle right now. My knights and I are charging forward. They are shooting arrows at us now, and that’s seriously annoying. But on the bright side, we got over the moat!

We are almost in when they drop iron gates on either side. That’s not good. This room has no exit and there is a hole in the ceiling.

Oh dear, now they’re dumping boiling oil on us, plus more arrows. My few soldiers manage to hammer a tiny hole through the gate. When we manage to get through, swordsmen are waiting.

I should have known this mission was sus.

Signing off!