It was midnight when they came. I was reading a book in the attic when I saw the light. Only one torch, then another one was lit, then another and another until it was as if the forest was on fire.

I remember just watching the catapult fly across the sky and come directly toward me getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit the window and blew up my house and knocked me into the road. I woke up to the smell of smoke and ash all around me. I looked up to see the whole city burned to the ground and my people chained and cuffed being pulled away in the distance. I got to my feet, but to my horror, my leg was  broken! I kept running and running as best I could, falling and getting back up. But they were too fast and disappeared into the distance. 

1 week later 

“Gosh I hate pudding” I said, as I raided the school kitchen. Bang! I heard the door behind me slam shut. I hid behind a table holding an ice cold kitchen knife in one hand and a stone mallet in the other. I could hear the knight stop closer and closer. Then I leaped into the air, smashing the knight in the face with a hammer!

He swung the side of his spear into me and then he collapsed to the ground dead… I then quickly suited up using most of this knights gear and then continued to eliminate knights in black armor through the day. 

Later

I was chasing down a knight one day. I found his horse imagining that “‘This would be the key to find my village,’”

I hopped on the horse and gallpopped into the distance. As I rode off into the distance I died of osteoporosis.