Joe and  Bob went out to find the giant diamond. They’re all walking in the forest and they’re trying to find the cave.

They’re out and they’re like, “I’m really hungry cuz we’re called the two hungry men in our town.”

They went out to find some food and they found a baby rabbit. They said, “It’s cute. Let’s eat it,” because they like to eat cute stuff. They eat the rabbit and then they walk for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours. Something like 50 billion hours later, they come to the cave and Jer Bob realizes that there’s a giant thing in front of the cave.

Oh, but don’t you know but their eyesight’s wrong, their eyesight was like very wrong. But then they see it’s a tiny rabbit. They go up to the tiny rabbit and say, “Hey, yo, do you know where the diamond is?”

The tiny rabbit looks at them. It says, “You know what, I’m going to eat you, okay?”

The guys are like, “No, we’re supposed to eat you, you’re not supposed to eat us!”

They all go into the caves and the rabbit comes up and it turns huge, I mean huge! It’s got giant claws, giant teeth, The rabbit is destroying them!

Then they finally get to the diamond. The guys say, “Let’s blow it up!” Just like that, they blow it up.

But then Bob says, “No, we should eat it.” While they’re debating, they don’t know what to do. Then Bob realizes that here’s some TNT. They cut it in half and put one half on one half of the diamond, then put one half on the other half of the diamond. When they eat it, it blows up and they blow up.

The rabbit eats the remains and now all they have is their heads. They’ve got their heads and their rest is in the rabbit’s stomach. They’re sad, so they eat their way out of the rabbit’s stomach. They then go and eat another rabbit.

The end