Chapter 1
Rocket was a weird dog. He ate fleas and drank mud. He was always terrible at sitting still. His personal hobby was rolling tennis balls. But one day he broke out of his owner’s yard and stowed aboard a rocket to SPACE!

Chapter 2
Rex approached the captain cautiously. “Hey! Pets are not allowed on board. How did you even get here?!?!”
“Woof,” said Rex as he climbed on the dashboard.
The captain then screamed excitedly, “Stop! That’s the self destr-”

BOOOOOOOM!

Chapter 3
Everybody was fine, but through high voltage electricity, pure oxygen, and sheer dumbness, they had been teleported to the Planet Of Sunshine. The Astronauts called Earth and said, “Houston, we have a problem.” So in the end they returned to earth, but the dog didn’t.
He waddled under a tree so he didn’t get a third degree burn.