One day, an evil man named Kinge stole the Knives of Death and tried to cut the Spaghetti of Life. But a girl named Zoe hid the Spaghetti in a safe.
Kinge pried open the safe and was about to cut the Spaghetti when the Spaghetti teleported to Australia!
So Kinge made it rain knives all over Australia, from the bushiest outback to the busiest city. “There is no escape!” said Kinge.
Zoe next hid the Spaghetti underground. The knives fell through the ground and almost cut the Spaghetti. Quickly, Zoe got the Spaghetti into a rocket and went to get the aid of all the Marvel heroes.
Kinge got the aid of the Jurassic World and they went to war.
The first battle was the Velociraptors verse the heroes such as Captain America, the Hulk, and Iron Man. The velociraptors bit and slashed while the heroes punched and blasted. At first the heroes were winning. But then, a flight of Pterodactyls appeared over the horizon! The velociraptors fought with renewed hope. Then a velociraptor jumped on the Hulk, general of the hero army, and tore his throat out!
The defeated heroes beat a hasty retreat. The dinos had won the first battle.
While the heroes tended to their wounded, Kinge congratulated his troops. “Well done,” said Kinge. “Let’s try to do that again later.”
That night, the Dilophosaurus snuck into the heroes’ camp and attacked. The heroes, still half asleep, blundered about. The dinos spat acid and generally caused mass destruction.
“Up and at ‘em!” yelled Thor. Then, just as he said it, Thor was melted by Dilophosaurus’ acid. That night, 19 heroes were killed and 43 were wounded. The dinos only suffered 1 loss and 6 wounded. The heroes and to retreat and move camp.
The dinos roared their triumph into the night. The next day, Zoe held up a white flag.
“White flag, sir,” said a sentry.
“What for?” said Kinge.
“Prisoner swap, sir,” said the sentry.
“OK,” said Kinge. He met Zoe with some prisoners.
“This dino for Iron Man?” asked Zoe.
“Agreed!” said Kinge.
This went on for some time and everyone was bored. Suddenly, at an unseen signal, Zoe and Kinge went blade to blade, and their troopers fought insanely. Zoe’s sword was diamond and blindingly white. Kinge’s blade was made of obsidian and he had a trick up his sleeve.
Suddenly, Kinge’s sword split in two! He laughed with the air of one who smells victory. Zoe yelled, “Retreat!” and ran for her camp. The heroes ran as well, retreating to their camp.
Kinge and his troops walked back to their camp. That night, both Zoe and Kinge thought about one thing: spies. That night, both Zoe and Kinge sent a spy to the other camp.
On the way, the dinosaur from Kinge’s army met the hero from Zoe’s army and a fierce battle ensued. In the end, only one of them walked away.
This was not good for Zoe, for the spy was walking towards her camp. The dino fed information to Kinge and within a day, Kinge was launching an attack on the heroes’ weak Eastern wall. Almost instantly, the wall crumbled under the fierce onslaught.
It was the final battle. Kinge cut down heroes with ease. Zoe was surrounded, but she cut a clear circle around her. Eventually, Kinge made his way over to Zoe.
Zoe sliced straight through Kinge’s sword, forcing Kinge to use some knives. The knives flashed once, and Zoe’s sword was cut in half.
Kinge was about to finish her off when a blur of yellow zipped through the air straight at Kinge. The Spaghetti hit Kinge with so much force that he was instantly knocked out. The dinos retreated, leaving Kinge to Zoe’s mercy.
The knives were locked deep underground, and Kinge was held prisoner in a workship, a place where all you did was – you guessed it – work. Zoe lived a long life protecting the Spaghetti of Life until the end of her days.
THE END