Evil Bread wakes up and thinks about his life choices. He goes to make some coffee because today is a Special day for him. He is going to work for Elon Musk at SpaceX.
He jumps in his carrot car and drives to SpaceX. He arrives and walks into the building
AND THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES!!!!!!!!
Evil Bread ran away until he saw Elon Musk stuck in there. He ran back in the building, went to the top floor, threw Elon Musk off the building, and they both landed in the safety net. Evil Bread asked Elon Musk, “Can I get the job?”
Elon musk said, “Sure, you just saved me from a 12 foot story building, but one question”
Evil Bread says, “Sure what’s up”
Elon Says “how are you talking bread???”
Evil Bread says, “I don’t know, I was born like this.”
Elon musk says, “How were you even born a bread!?”
The next day…. Evil Bread wakes up. He feels happy and excited, gets his lucky coffee mug, drives his lucky bread mobile with Ritz crackers, wheels with a jelly and peanut butter boost, and a pretzel steering wheel. He grabs his carrot key and starts the car
BOOM!!!
He crashes into a wall. Te carrot car falls on top of him. He is stuck and can’t reach his banana phone.
(3 hours later)….. “Woah, where am i?” Evil Bread questions to himself. “Wait, why am I in the car?!” He opens the door and walks out. He sees the Tesla building and his car is being fixed. Then Elon Musk walks up and says to Mr. bread, “You’re flying to the moon.”
Evil Bread yells in excitement, “YESSSSSSSSSSSS!”
Evil Bread drives to the space X building. He walks Into the building. He goes to the elevator and goes to the top floor and talks to Elon Musk’s friend.
(30 Hours later) He gets into the rocket ship and the engine starts. He starts elevating up! He starts floating and he looks at the earth below him…
He is in space now. He sees Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Saturn. Then while he is looking at his window, BOO!!!!!!!!!
Tis alien gooey thing is on the window. He gets scared and smashes the window. He flies out of there. Woah!!
He follows the gooey alien thinking it’s his only way to safety and then he sees a GIANT PURPLE RED BLUE-ISH OCTOPUS WITH GREEN ALIEN EYES!
He tries running back, but then he hears
FIGHT!!
The octopus grabs him with his tentacles and he yells, “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” All he sees is darkness…
Then he hears peanut butter laugh. Dun DuN DUN!