Hello, I’m Fluffy. I’m a cat. If you’re reading this and you’re a dog, GET OUT! If you’re a cat, good job finding my diary. If you’re a human, wow! You are the first human to read a cat’s diary. But who cares what animal you are (unless you are a dog! 😾).

Today I woke up and decided to go meow, “hello” to my owner. Unfortunately, she was still sleeping. So I decided to sit on her face and meow very loudly. She groaned and pushed me away. I decided to give up because she was most likely not going to wake up.

Suddenly a loud shrieking noise filled the room! My owner sat straight up, eyes wide, her head fur very messy. She slammed her huge paw on a flashing black box. Then she looked at me and meowed something in that weird human tongue that I don’t speak.

I meowed back, pawing at her face. She got up and went to feed me. Finally! I chomped my food happily, eating the delicious fish-based food.

When I finished eating, I went outside. I laid down and relaxed in the nice warm sun. After I lay there for about ten minutes, I noticed a small brown flash of brown. A squirrel! I leapt up and the squirrel startled, still holding the nut it was eating. I bounded towards it, my paws barely touching the ground. The squirrel dropped the nut and ran up a tree. I followed it, because I’m a cat and I can climb a tree.

The squirrel moved too fast for me to catch it, so I climbed down the tree and headed back inside. I decided to take a nap for the rest of the day. (What can I say? I’m a cat.) See you in the morning!